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Lori Stokes Is The Worst

November 8, 2009
workin' hard, hardly workin'

perhaps attacking a co-worker in a drunken stupor.

Why is this woman always stumbling over her words? What is she drunk or something!? She’s a news anchor for God’s sake! She gets paid to speak and enunciate clearly and she can’t even do that. I want to watch the news at noon but I can’t bear to sit through her incapacitated delivery. It’s like she smoked weed and has the worst dry mouth ever and thought a good solution would be to stuff her trap full of marshmallows. Just sayin’.

14 Comments leave one →
  1. Lori Stokes permalink
    December 7, 2009 10:00 am

    Have a great day.

    Lori Stokes

  2. la mama permalink
    December 7, 2009 11:03 pm

    A Pearl Harbor reply from someone claiming to be (gasp) the REAL Lori Stokes??? Is this possible? I mean, that someone pulling down big media bucks and with a modicum of fame and ergo power deigns to send a (hugely cliched) response to this little blog?
    Some folks are just so sensitive. Count me among that group, of course, but still … you’d think someone in show biz would have tougher skin. Which is why I doubt that the response is really from Ms. Stokes.
    I (heart) NY

  3. Wild Bill permalink
    March 21, 2011 5:31 am

    Lori used to look stupid past years… now she is looking a little cute!

  4. October 8, 2012 4:36 am

    We can’t even watch her. So we stopped watching eyewitness news. It’s torture to try to understand what she’s mumbling. We’re convinced she’s either drunk or on drugs.

  5. Debbie permalink
    August 7, 2014 11:18 am

    I totally agree!!!!! I just went to ch 2 cause she is mumbling more than ever!!!!!

  6. September 8, 2014 11:37 am

    I thought I was alone in my thinking! She can’t pronounce the sound ,”LD”, she pronounces words like “Hold” as “Howd”, just to name one. She can’t read to save her life, and I can’t understand why she’s the anchor, except that her father was a congressman, who obviously must have called in a favor or two to get her that anchor spot!

  7. Brandy permalink
    January 13, 2015 12:30 pm

    I agree, it’s driving me crazy to hear her ramble on, tripping over all her words! Just because her father was a congressman, doesn’t mean she knows how to read! Why don’t they switch anchors and let Michelle Charlesworth be the anchor, she knows how to read!

  8. Sundae permalink
    February 17, 2015 1:00 pm

    I thought it was just me. It’s as if she reads the Teleprompter in bits and pieces without thinking of the meaning of the whole sentence she is reading. I’ve noticed this about her for YEARS. I haven’t thought of it as her mumbling or drunk or stoned. Just unable to read well.

    Some of the other NYC local news or weather “readers” are just as bad, but in different ways. One of them, Elise Finch, constantly sounds like she is needing to catch her breath and it’s very scary listening to her.

    Another one, Janice Huff, is constantly stopping to swallow.

    All three of these ladies are certainly pleasant enough and all, but extremely difficult to listen to. It’s a huge deterrent trying to get through anything they say, and I turn the channel to avoid listening to them when possible. That is NOT a good thing. I don’t know why their management teams don’t make them learn how to read on air or else give them a behind-the-scenes job. It’s ridiculous how many years these three have been allowed to read like that on air.

  9. Denise permalink
    June 28, 2015 5:54 pm

    Yes, I also had thought for years that Lori Stokes does not articulate very well. I also hate how she constantly disrespects Ken Rosato.

  10. January 7, 2017 6:34 pm

    Are you serious?!!!
    I love Lori Stokes and all her errors, she could always improve. The real pain in the butt is the obnoxious Rob Nelson; constantly complaining about New York yet brags he’s a die hard New Yorker. What’s really annoying is how he continues to harass Amy Fields about the cold weather: “Now Amy you better have good news about temperature, this cold is not good for my delicate skin.” What a douchebag!

  11. January 7, 2017 6:37 pm

    Eyewitness news should be renamed The Rob Nelson show due to his diva like behavior.

  12. Sal Governale permalink
    January 23, 2017 6:57 am

    Nelsons a douche. He thinks he should b the next peter jennings. And lori just has a horrible speech impediment and cant read well. How she got an anchor job is beyond me. She obviusly had to do u know what to get that job….

    • Jose permalink
      January 26, 2017 2:36 pm

      I wouldn’t be surprised if she did, after all she is former Miss New Jersey and very beautiful. We grew up hearing rumors about the casting couch and what certain people had to do in order to make it to stardom.

      Rob Nelson wishes he could be the next Peter Jennings and I definitely wouldn’t doubt that he had to do the casting couch ritual as well. When he’s on television during the weekends, notice how effeminate he behaves around Amy Freeze and Michelle Charles Worth; another one who hams it up for the cameras.

      I love that woman marine merchant who wrote a sarcastic letter to Rob Nelson about 3 years ago in the winter time telling him to grow a pair and stop crying about how his delicate skin can’t stand the cold weather, she has been stationed in the North Pole for about 5 years with temperatures ranging from 0 to -35 degrees every day since.

      Watch him piss and moan next week because the east coast is expecting some snow and very cold weather.

      • Bryan permalink
        February 23, 2017 6:48 am

        She lives New Jersey – now; but she is from Ohio and never won Miss Anything. Get your facts straight before opening your mouth. However, she is very pretty.

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